Thursday October 14th, 2010
CRUCIAL BLOG Entry #75
33 CHILEAN MINER'S SAFE AND SOUND! NOW WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE GO HALF A MILE UNDERGROUND FOR 69 DAYS?
Now that the 33 Chilean miner's have been successfully rescued after 69 days stranded more than half a mile underground in a dark, humid and dirty mine in Chile, we at CRUCIAL MATTERS are compiling a list of 33 people that would benefit society by being put in a similar position, and who would hopefully come out of an ordeal like this as people that would benefit society upon their return.
There seems to be no shortage of worthy candidates that have demonstrated their lack of moral aptitude, judgement or corruptness when it comes to being morally bankrupt or challenged, or through no fault of their own remain mentally challenged but feeling ideologically correct.
This could be turned into the world's greatest Reality TV Show. That or put the Miner's on a show called "Dancing with The Miner's" would be.
Here are our Crucial Candidates. Who would you add to the list?
1. Sarah Palin
2. British Petroleum former CEO Tony Hayward
3. George W. Bush
4. Rush Limbaugh
5. Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein
6. Dick Cheney
7. Donald Rumsfeld
8. Glenn Beck
9. Christine O'Donell
10. Toronto Mayoral Candidate Rob Ford
11. Canadian Prime-Minister Stephen Harper
12. Jon Gosselin
13. Osama Bin Laden (Voted "Best Suited & Able to live in Underground Caves for more than 69 Days")
14. Ben Mulroney
15. Brian Mulroney, former Prime-Minister of Canada who admittedly accepted envelopes full of Cash from Lobbyists
16. Hank Paulson
17. Bernie Madoff
18 thru 30. Those responsible on Wall Street for the Economic Collapse of 2008 and ongoing mortgage Crisis
31. Dalton McGuinty
32. Hugo Chavez
33. Robert Mugabe
and just for good measure we would throw in JUSTIN BIEBER and his hair if we had a Bonus pick to chose.
Again, we at www.crucialmatters.com do not wish any ill-will upon our candidates listed above, but we honestly feel that society would greatly benefit from them being buried deep underground for 69 days. Or longer.
Keep It Crucial.
Paul Benoit
Crucial Correspondent
